Large frame picture of Charles Manson on the TV: Awesome Conversation Starter— but next time I’ll ditch it before landlord tours the place.

Is it okay to bring a prostitute out to a romantic dinner…?

Thanks, sir! :D

Bring it on, NOOBS! My fucking Doritos are gone!

You have to admit it. We ALL do this to our mothers…

Thanks! Yours looks sweet too! 

Hey, easy mistake man. I’m just gonna throw this away now…

Pshh… of course Mario rides the Mother Fucking Pterodactyl that shoots lazers at Darth Vader as Trogdor’s flame breath singes everyone. Duh!

And that’s why Mom never let you play in the street. Jocks really have big trucks, you know. 

Because the real star of “Dance Magic Dance” was his… toaster.  

Lord of the Flamingos.  

Because Astronauts can sleep in on Saturdays. 

Art lesson of the day: Opaque is the opposite of clear.