Skipping Class

Large frame picture of Charles Manson on the TV: Awesome Conversation Starter— but next time I’ll ditch it before landlord tours the place.

Is it okay to bring a prostitute out to a romantic dinner…?

Is it okay to bring a prostitute out to a romantic dinner…?

Thanks!! Your drawings are hilarious!

Thanks, sir! :D

Bring it on, NOOBS! My fucking Doritos are gone!

Bring it on, NOOBS! My fucking Doritos are gone!

You have to admit it. We ALL do this to our mothers…

You have to admit it. We ALL do this to our mothers…

Your page looks so good! I love it!

Thanks! Yours looks sweet too! 

Hey, easy mistake man. I’m just gonna throw this away now…

Hey, easy mistake man. I’m just gonna throw this away now…

Pshh… of course Mario rides the Mother Fucking Pterodactyl that shoots lazers at Darth Vader as Trogdor’s flame breath singes everyone. Duh!

Pshh… of course Mario rides the Mother Fucking Pterodactyl that shoots lazers at Darth Vader as Trogdor’s flame breath singes everyone. Duh!

And that’s why Mom never let you play in the street. Jocks really have big trucks, you know. 

And that’s why Mom never let you play in the street. Jocks really have big trucks, you know. 

Because the real star of “Dance Magic Dance” was his… toaster.  

Because the real star of “Dance Magic Dance” was his… toaster.  

Because Astronauts can sleep in on Saturdays. 

Because Astronauts can sleep in on Saturdays. 

Art lesson of the day: Opaque is the opposite of clear. 

Art lesson of the day: Opaque is the opposite of clear. 

Lord of the Flamingos.  

Lord of the Flamingos.